Phil Clarke, Jr.

Price Check on Film Noir (Comedy) - A film noir spoof, telling the tale of a 1940's tough guy waiting in line at the supermarket. "There's no double-coupons when Nick Branson is on the job!" Third place winner in the 2006 Gimme Credit Screenplay Competition (cycle 2). View the script here.

Status: Available.

The Repairman Cometh (Comedy) - On the night of the big fight, Nick Branson's still on the job - but his radio's on the fritz. Will help come in time to get a piece of the action? View the script here.

Status: In production, Matador Studios/Alex Fernandez

Frill or Be Frilled (Comedy) - Nick gets his panties in a bunch when forced to look for a last-minute anniversary gift for his lady-love, Dollface. View the script here.

Status: Available.

Shorts

Drama
	Can of Worms - When a grieving family open their deceased grandfather's trunk, certain sinister secrets may be revealed... View the script here. Status: Available.
	Cork - A competitive game of darts (and revenge) takes a horrible turn. View the script here. Status: Available.
	The Documentary Killers (Drama) - A mockumentary of a tabloid television segment, reporting on the disappearance of a film student. View the script here. Status: Available.
	For Entertainment Purposes Only (Drama) - A fortuneteller receives a client she never expected, and a vision she never wanted. View the script here. Status: Produced as 'The Job', Fazzio Pictures
	My Suicide (Quirky Drama) - A man discusses his elaborate plan for killing himself with a complete stranger. Finalist in the 2005 Queens International Film Festival. View the script here. Status: Produced as 'Best Laid Plans', 4/5.6 Split Productions
Comedy
	Anne Goes to Camp - At a film studio, a corporate development meeting goes horribly, HORRIBLY wrong... 10 pages. View the script here.
	Bad Penguin Shorts - The shorts that inspired the feature length! What a foul waterfowl... Bad Penguin - A Penguin with a grudge. Things don't get uglier than this. BP - Jason Takes Manhattan - When the Penguin is around, even grocery stores aren't safe. BP - The Dream Child - Jealousy and Penguins - a bad combination when there's a baby on the way... BP - Farewell to the Flesh- The Penguin visits a clinic: with an ulterior motive in mind... Status: Available.
	The Film Noir/Nick Branson Trilogy Price Check on Film Noir (Comedy) - A film noir spoof, telling the tale of a 1940's tough guy waiting in line at the supermarket. "There's no double-coupons when Nick Branson is on the job!" Third place winner in the 2006 Gimme Credit Screenplay Competition (cycle 2). View the script here. Status: Available. The Repairman Cometh (Comedy) - On the night of the big fight, Nick Branson's still on the job - but his radio's on the fritz. Will help come in time to get a piece of the action? View the script here. Status: In production, Matador Studios/Alex Fernandez Frill or Be Frilled (Comedy) - Nick gets his panties in a bunch when forced to look for a last-minute anniversary gift for his lady-love, Dollface. View the script here. Status: Available.
	The Orange Menace (Comedy) - A lawyer meets his stupidest client yet. Satire on today's legal system. View the script here. Status: Available.
	Pet Names (Comedy) - Two guys try having a serious conversation about renaming their....you know...their junk. View the script here. Status: Available.
	Pugumentary (Comedy) - Mockumentary about a man who died - leaving behind twenty-two pugs. View the script here. Status: Produced by RBM Design Studios Trailer: Get a sneak-peek here.

Fantasy
	Dreams in Dust and Marble (Fantasy) -Thalia enjoys living in her Edward Gorey world until things start crumbling around her. Literally! View the script here. Status: Available
Horror
	The Cries (Horror) - An old man must save his granddaughter from the demon that took her mother twenty years earlier...a celtic tale of horror set in Scotland. View the script here. Status: Available.
	Dog Run (Horror) - While walking her beagle, Carrie runs into a mysterious man with three dogs that seem all too familiar... Semi finalist in 2006 Gimme Credit Screenplay Competition (cycle 1), Finalist in the 2006 Shriekfest Sci-Fi/Horror Film Festival, Finalist in the 2006 Queens International Film Festival (shorts.) Featured at the Cannes Film Festival 2010. View the script here. Status: Produced, Scar Tissue Films
	Mr. Schultz' Zombie Army (Adolescent Horror) - When a mad scientist moves in next door, only Mikey and Bobby can stop the coming horror. View the script here. Status: Available
	Not Even Death (Drama) - Dan keeps his zombie wife chained in the basement, desperately searching for any spark of humanity she may have left. Grand prize winner Gimme Credit Screenplay Competition (cycle 5). Featured at Clermont-Ferrand Film Festival 2010. View the script here. Status: Produced, Gimme Credit Productions Trailer: Get a sneak-peek here.
	Roly Poly (Horror) - A vampire's latest victim reminds him of who he once was. Finalist in Shreikfest 2009. View the script here. Status: Available.
	Sixteen Minutes (Horror) - Sixteen minutes in the life of a zombie hunter...the last sixteen. (Part Two of the Zombie World Trilogy, including Not Even Death and Zombie Chicken.) View the script here. Status: Produced
	Three on a Match (Horror) - All killers are not created equal.... View the script here. Status: Produced
	Zombie Chicken (Adolescent Horror) - How would children be affected by the coming Zombie Apocalypse? A glimpse into the effects of the Walking Dead on the youngest generation's psyche... (Part three of the Zombie World Trilogy, including Not Even Death and Sixteen Minutes.) View the script here. Status: Available.
Pre-existing Series TV Writing Samples	Buffy (Hunt, Dance and Death) - The Scooby Gang encounters a demon far deadlier than they've experienced before... Fringe (Alchemy) - A grisly series of murders points to a terrible molecular experiment; one that even Walter would find unhinged... SCRIPTS AVAILABLE AS WRITING SAMPLES ONLY - UPON REQUEST